Millions of Students Now Socialists

USA- Mere minutes after the completion of President Barak Obama's speech this morning, the US Socialist Party phones were abuzz with activity. It seem most of the students, who usually bring their ipods to assemblies, were actually listening to Obama's speech. Since 1:00 this afternoon the US Socialist party has at least doubled, maybe quardupled in size. After hearing the news, the President said, "Wow, I never used to listen to people who spoke in assemblies, who knew?" It turns out that the Repubilcan parties fears of this single speach turning millions of school children into socialists were right on!